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[01 Jul 2006|08:23pm] |
a wig cap is only 99 cents.
"no wig cap
no try on wig"
a wig will transform you into the person of your deepest desire.
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[23 Nov 2005|01:42am] |
feeling fat? folks, it's time to be convicted.
if you catch this first thing in the morning, i apologize for making you crazy.
ok it's not that bad, just look.
**+**+++*+*+*+*clicky*++**+*+++*+***+*+*+*+*
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[22 Nov 2005|05:32pm] |
Today was really fun.
I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?
Last night I had to finish my term paper on the history of pre-communist Russian society. I focussed on the needs of women. I think it's ok, but if I don't pass this I'll lose my scholarship.
I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, just like my mom.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my favourite Buffy fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.
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[14 Nov 2005|09:22pm] |
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i broke one of my car's rims. i don't know when it could have happened, but it is well-known that i make a lot of dangerous u-turns.
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[10 Nov 2005|12:50pm] |
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No Easy Love - Annie |
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smell tones!
 
now instead of dealing with your typical auditory sense to notice a phone call, you can let your phone emit an odor in stead.
i suppose you can insert any kind of oil to get the phone farting for you. a smell emits everytime your friend calls. this is ideal for agoraphobics or at least the smell-conscious.
japanese product line with scents called "hello kitty" and "disney." barf.
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| for sabrina. |
[04 Nov 2005|04:48pm] |
"Rosemary, is that rogor mortis or eyeshadow?"
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[04 Nov 2005|12:09am] |
making cooking mistakes:
attempting to create Mediterranean food without a greek person next to me was probably my biggest mistake. But now i know that i cannot cook stuffed cabbage leaves according to a bargain book. It really sucks to put money on groceries that end up tasting nasty. i'll just have a drink.
on the other hand, my spinach pies came out so perfectly. thank you bargain book! i am going to make those all the time. does anyone want me to mail them some?
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and here are some pictures that marlon, sab and i took throughout the past week --figuring that not everyone got to catch us gloating about our LED light shows and pumpkin carvings. I really played it modestly, but holy shit, my Woody Allen jack-o-lantern made me pretty fucking proud. now it's a wilted mess, gathering flies by the front door.
go to the flickr show
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[03 Nov 2005|12:44am] |
when i first did this, i got the backrubber. but now i get this (and this is with marlon looking over my shoulder):
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Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
| If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny guys you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Bachelor and The Playboy.
ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger |
Link: The 32-Type Hamburger Meat Pounding Test by OkCupid - Free Online Gland Squeezing.
My profile name: mamasito |
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[08 Aug 2005|01:26am] |
one of the first reasons i want to hit up the Japanese iTunes store is for Kahimi Karie:
this selection is definitely not available in the US. Not to mention, $1USD=¥112.
Just like all the other countries i've tried shopping from, I can't seem to find a way to grab an iTunes GC to buy anything. When i actually get ready to front up the 22 bucks, i'll find some pen pals.
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[11 Jul 2005|07:06pm] |
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Some of you might be going through your day thinking everything is normal. but no. it's July Eleventh. Go to 7-11, get a free slurpee and make it hurt.
(sara and i don't have a local 7-11 anymore)
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[11 Jul 2005|05:04pm] |
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2224 - Murderbeach |
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I've been plugged to RSS feeds all day! Now that the feeds are coming slower, and my zombie-clicking is over, i don't feel like any of what i've read is worth sharing. What a profitable day!
in other amazing mid-day news, i found a really cute trash can icon.
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[20 Jun 2005|09:38am] |
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Ice Storm, Big Gust, and You - Tilly and the Wall |
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It's not that i forgot that it rains every single day in June, but i was so convinced to have a beach trip this morning. Marlon should be too; i know I'm not alone. Well, it looks like the green blotch is moving eventually -- but it's growing.
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[13 Jun 2005|02:54pm] |
***Journal Contest***
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) thebathroom has a contest for the world. Caption this picture:
click the picture to enter
winners were overheard to receive toiletries and/or plastic things. wow!
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[13 Jun 2005|01:53am] |
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i am so happy that andy milonakis is going to be on TV again. I'm not exactly full of reasons why, but i always have good times laughing at that angry little Greek person exploiting himself and his community. I got this trait from Helen.
Celebrate Greek things! SAGANAKI!
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Starting now, Marlon and I seriously start a new adventure to get ourselves in a place together. It's starting to be a hot event. A real hot ticket. And we'll probably make tee-shirts for it. Hey, that's proactive! However, tomorrow we will look at promising real estate and make out a lot.
Also, we need Marlon to get a new car!.
As our so-far-nameless adventure begins, we will also begin a period of shameless self-promotion, and you will all love it. I'm thinking about a store in cafe press, ebay bonanzas, carnivals with bingo tents, strip-a-thons. We'll have the whole nation rooting for us. Is everyone with me?
We're working hard for our bright futures.
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